If you’re going to be passive aggressive, might as well go all the way. 

April 20thvia and source with 230,027 notes


this is important to me

April 20thvia and source with 222,324 notes




Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito

April 20thvia and source with 185,280 notes


if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

April 20thvia and source with 120,397 notes

Don’t ever back me into a corner expecting me to break.

                           I do not go gentle.

             I will take every single tear I shed on your behalf and use it as ammo in the war that you started.

                               I will fight until I can’t fight anymore and I will win.

Because while I might seem fragile to you

                  { I have won more battles than you could imagine }

        and I am stronger than any warrior this planet could muster up.

                                                        You bite me and I will bite back.

           The trick is ——

                                         —— my teeth are [ s h a r p e r  ] than yours.

April 20thvia and source with 1,518 notes


New illustration, Lotus

April 20thvia and source with 3,215 notes

April 20thvia and source with 74,782 notes


Fake Pockets: A How To

April 20thvia and source with 216,928 notes


As a kid
I was not only told
but promised
that my teenage years
would be my greatest,
my most fun,
my most enjoyable.
So why do I sit here
day in, day out
at the ripe old age of 17
absolutely, completely, hopelessly
Bored of school,
bored of my family,
bored of my friends,
bored of me.
Drawing the same pictures,
skipping the same work
and listening to the same 
five songs on repeat
just to pass the time.

March 28thvia and source with 279 notes


You won’t believe how much money we paid for untouched photos of these Disney princesses.

February 1stvia and source with 180,524 notes